“You are a murderer of love!”

What if I don’t have email addresses for the 9 people I love?
And I'm at work, there aren't 9 people who fall under that category.
I guess I will never be happy again!

I’ll be sitting by the phone all night!

Ooh, ooh, me thinks I gots 2 friends!

Would this year of bad luck come before, after, or during my three years of good luck from the last one?

This must be why I’m not married!