Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Brooke - Version 3.0

Description:
  • Comes in plain packaging

  • Hardware is generally in good condition

  • Experiences occasional lapses in memory

  • Unlikely to work on weekends or holidays or sunny days

  • Databases included:
    Math
    Home repair
    Sports (requires frequent volleyball updates)
    Gardening/Yardwork
    History (corrupted database, only works occasionally)
    Cooking
    Shopping

  • Databases not included:
    Politics
    Cleaning

  • Camera attached

  • Main Processor - often overworked

  • Power supply requirement: Chocolate

  • Dimensions: 6' x none of your business
Though statistically I may come up short (not physically), I am often in awe of the friends that have stuck by my side, the family that lifts me when I fall, and the utterly amazing people who have so greatly blessed my life. No girl could ever be as lucky as me with the friendships and relationships I've had and have!

This is me... spreading the love!

3 comments:

Katie said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROOKEY POO!!!! Why, it was only one year ago that we were singing happy birthday to you in Cafe Rio with some weird mexican dessert. CONGRATS on your new decade. THIRTY FLIRTY AND THRIVING!

Brinkerhoff said...

Happy Birthday! 3.0...it took me a minute to understand the cleverness. Hope you had a fun day.

Anonymous said...

Sorry for the belated birthday hello. I only wish I were as clever as you!