I slept til noon today, recovering from last night. Well, ok, it was really 1:00pm, but I'd set my alarm for noon, so I did wake up to turn it off. Then I went back to sleep.
Anyways, being that I was in a lazy/tired mood I decided to go to the grocery store to buy some junk food cuz I don't have anything good on hand right now.
As I was checking out the 16-something punk clerk says, "What's the deal with the 2 bags of _____?" (Fill in the ____ with your chosen junk food of the day.)
I wanted to say, "Fat girl, 2 bags of ____, it doesn't take a genius!"
But I didn't.
Home Sweet Home! by The Pioneer Woman
5 years ago
2 comments:
"Get a rope!"
Mean!!
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